Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Physics for Rabbits


Attention Small White Creature:

Two things cannot be in the same place at the same time.

This is a mandate from God/Nature/Science, not me. I obey the laws but I do not create them. Physics is not a democracy. I was given no vote.

What this means for you is that if you shove your face in the food bowl, I cannot put your morning kibble in. Really. This is why you sometimes end up with kibble on your head, and this is why you have no business looking at me like that when you do.

Read up on basic principles of physics and you'll understand. And check out Pauli's Exclusion Principle while you're at it.

We'll try this again tomorrow.

That is all.

9 comments:

The Bunns said...

If that is a rabbit you are refering to .. fuggedaboudit!!!!!!!!!

Thomma Lyn said...

hehehehehe... I'm chortling! I read it out loud to hubby, and he chortled, too. :-DDD

Hey, maybe Tidbit wants to experiment with a new look in headwear? ;-) Just think -- Kibbles on the Head could be the next hot fashion for buns!

Anita said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks for your visits and comments!!

:-)

archi's mum said...

is that a new zealand white trait? i've not had that problem with my bunnies but the 3 i'm fostering all have that issue and all end up with kibble on their heads in the morning! cracks me up

Copito said...

I'm a snowflake too hehehe.

Nice to meet you!

='·'=

bunnygirl said...

It may be a result of Tid having done time in the county shelter where I found her emaciated. She ate non-stop for three days after I brought her home. I suspect she just can't get used to the idea that she really will be fed and there's no need to rush things!

bunnygirl said...

Hola Copito! Gracias por la visita!

Chairman Mao said...

Tid's like me, she gets impashunt! When momma gets the big foodie bags frum the groshery store then pours the foodies inna containur she scoops 'em out of to feed us, I try to climb inna foodie bag before she can pour 'em out! Once when she got distrackted I almost ated my way through. hehehehehehe.....

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

the Bag Lady said...

BG - you think it's bad with rabbits, you should try pouring oats into a trough with 11 hungry young steers sticking their heads in the way! They are all much bigger than the Bag Lady, and oats are like crack to cattle...